Survey Says: Train Wreck!

Today as I was watching the news (via the "Captivate" TV in my elevator), I learned of a fantastic new show with an A-list cast, airing this evening. NBC's Celebrity Family Feud features stars competing in the name of charity. Here's a sneak peek at some of the stellar match-ups:

Christopher Knight/Adrianne Curry and family vs. the Teutul family (American Chopper).
This is the fifth reality show I can think of in which Chris and Adrianne have starred. So you know they're selective. My guess is the Teutuls will win, but not before Adrianne drums up enough drama to ensure a reality TV spin-off. A win-win for all of us, really.


Ed McMahon and family vs. Tiki Barber and family.
Ed, you're telling me that in all the years you drove around middle America with big fat Publishers Clearing House checks, that you never skimmed a little off the top for yourself? Oh, come on. This is not the retirement plan we had in mind for you, Ed!

And Tiki, you had your winning lottery ticket, too, and you BLEW IT. It was called the New York Giants. You traded a pro football career for some Cadillac commercials and a sometime-stint on ESPN. And now you're battling it out with a senior? Klassy!


Kathie Lee Gifford and family vs. Duane "Dog" Chapman and family (Dog the Bounty Hunter).
Wait... are you two related? Cause that would be against show policy. Aw, shucks, Kath. I'm just yankin' your chain. You're going head-to-head with America's favorite mullet. Which means your career is only just beginning, my friend.


Catch the wreckage on Tuesdays at 8pm EST, beginning tonight.